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God commanded the Man, “You can eat from any tree in the garden, except from the Tree-of-Knowledge-of-Good-and-Evil. Don’t eat from it. The moment you eat from that tree, you’re dead…

The two of them, the Man and his Wife, were naked, but they felt no shame…

The serpent was clever, more clever than any wild animal God had made. He spoke to the Woman: “Do I understand that God told you not to eat from any tree in the garden?”

The Woman said to the serpent, “Not at all. We can eat from the trees in the garden. It’s only about the tree in the middle of the garden that God said, ‘Don’t eat from it; don’t even touch it or you’ll die.’”

The serpent told the Woman, “You won’t die. God knows that the moment you eat from that tree, you’ll see what’s really going on. You’ll be just like God, knowing everything, ranging all the way from good to evil.”

When the Woman saw that the tree looked like good eating and realized what she would get out of it—she’d know everything!—she took and ate the fruit and then gave some to her husband, and he ate.

Immediately the two of them did “see what’s really going on”—saw themselves naked!

When they heard the sound of God strolling in the garden in the evening breeze, the Man and his Wife hid in the trees of the garden, hid from God.

God called to the Man: “Where are you?”

He said, “I heard you in the garden and I was afraid because I was naked. And I hid.”

God said, “Who told you you were naked? Did you eat from that tree I told you not to eat from?”

The Man said, “The Woman you gave me as a companion, she gave me fruit from the tree, and, yes, I ate it.”

God said to the Woman, “What have you done!?”

(from Genesis 2-3, The Message)

Four weeks ago somebody came into our house during the night while all four of us – Dan, me, the little one and the puppy – were all fast asleep.  They took our TV.  They took our Wii.  They took most of our DVDs, Wii games, old school Nintendo games and an iPod.  They rummaged through every desk drawer.  And they took our Rubix Cube. (Honestly, who steals a Rubix Cube?)

We were so busy that Monday morning that we didn’t notice that our living room had been cleaned out until we got home from work.  It was the police officer who informed us the break-in likely occurred in the night.  Three other homes in our condo complex had been hit, all between 1 and 4 a.m.

While Dan and I were frightened and angry, we were also relieved that no one had been harmed.  Neither did our home get trashed.  It could have been much, much worse.  Our greatest crisis was not “are we safe?” or “how will we replace the stuff?” but rather, “how do we explain this to the little one?”

She has this idea that bad guys exist.  That they just might be in real life.  And that they will come into your house and do bad things and maybe even take you away from your mommy and daddy.  But she hasn’t tasted the fruit yet, so she doesn’t know for sure.  Maybe bad guys are in real life, maybe they’re not.  But as long as she doesn’t know for sure, they can’t terrify her.

Until the little one, I’d never had quite the heartfelt understanding of The Fall that I do now.  God loved his newly crafted children deeply and desperately wanted to protect them from knowing about the bad things that are in real life.  He didn’t want them to know because if they knew, they’d be terrified.  Ashamed.  Confused.  Angry.  They’d lose trust and the ability to sleep.  They’d grow clingy and skeptical.  It would never be the same.

Now I too, have tasted the fruit.  I know what’s in real life.  But when God inquires of me, “What have you done?!” I cannot let the answer be, “I let the little one taste it too.”  This little one, whom I did not birth but have been given, cannot know.  Not yet.  So Dan and I smiled as we told her, “Someone else needed a TV worse than we did, so we let them have ours.”

“Were they poor?” she said.

“We don’t know.  They just really needed a TV.”

If I could talk to those bad guys that took our stuff, like God, I would say, “What have you done?!”  Not so much because they trespassed or took our things (including the Rubix Cube), but because they handed our little one the fruit and tried to make her eat it.

I’m currently reading The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands by Dr. Laura Schlessinger.   If I’d picked this up pre-marriage, it would have made me puke and I probably would have lit the sucker on fire.  Schlessinger advocates women being at home, looking nice when their husbands arrive home from work and faithfully tending to their husband’s sexual needs. Like I said, at one point this would have made me vomit.  I wouldn’t be surprised if it still would make many of my readers gag.

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What I did today…

1.  Made my hubby a pretty miserable lunch.

2.  Took Ms. Thang to her daycare lady’s house where she proceeded to cling to my leg and act like she was 2 instead of 4.

3.  Went to Wal-Mart.  Gag.

4.  Escorted the dog on her best ride ever to the vet.  She finally figured out how to hang her head out the window like a normal dog.

5. Brought my own sad version of a lunch to my hubby’s work to have lunch with him.

6.  Walked the dog and was pleased that she did not find any dead baby birds to eat.

7.  Watched an episode of Family Feud.  I knew it was a few decades old when the answers to “What can some people do for hours at a time?” included sewing but not surfing the net.

8.  Got new windshield wipers for my car and felt like a total girly blonde when I asked the guy to put them on my car for me.

9.  Was surprised to pick Ms. Thang up from daycare and find out that she had no recollection of being a two-year old earlier in the day.

10.  Took Ms. Thang to dance class in her new leotard and dance slippers only to be dumbstruck by a total meltdown that had something to do with tiptoes and parents.

11.  Purposely left a rambling 5 minute message on a friend’s answering machine.

12.  Ate some chicken.

13.  Watched some Sifl & Oly clips that my old college roommate sent.  God I love sock puppets.  Does anyone else remember these guys?

Time to write

Well, it looks like my summer is going to include much more free time than initially expected. I had a lot of free time in May and unfortunately, all the extra time on my hands sent me into something of a depression. I’m bound and determined to make the rest of the summer work out differently and I am pretty sure that one of the ways that will happen is if I write daily. I need to think out loud, or at least in print, and not just leave myself alone in my head.

I’m not sure what I’ll be writing about, so if you have any a meme or a suggestion, please send them my way.

If you have any leads on hot jobs in Kalamazoo, MI, send those my way too!

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