It’s probably not good to have them jumping around on top of your turkey sandwich.
I only did it because they put a mouse in my lunch box. It was a baby mouse. More dead than alive. And yeah, all of my lunch had been eaten, so my lunch box was empty. But then they gave me a pot of geraniums with 6 baby mice laying in the soil. It was just over the top gross.
Did I mention that the only thing that scares me more than birds is mice?
At any rate, I’ve been bombarded by these little pranksters at work. And today was payback day.
I found a huge toad in house 7A. He was happily hopping around in the dahlias we were getting ready to throw away. With just five minutes left before break, I couldn’t let that toad go to waste! So I scooped him up in a pot and brought him up to the front and casually dropped him into someone’s lunch box. And there he stayed until she opened it up to get out her sandwich.
She screamed. I asked her what was wrong. She yelled “Get it out!” I looked in her lunch box and screamed too for good measure. It was a beautiful and convincing performance. She has no clue that I was the reason a nasty little creature was staring at her from atop her turkey sandwich, because surely someone who freaks out over a baby mouse would never touch a toad.
And now you all know…don’t screw with me. I’ll put a toad in your lunch.
Now I know where i get it from. LOL