I think I am dying. I really do. Well not really. But it hurts a lot. I’m going to try to get into doctor tomorrow. People have suggested the ER. I’m a McAlpine. We don’t do the ER. One time my brother broke both his arms and my mom didn’t believe him, so he had [...]
Archive for February, 2007
Update on my organism
Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Cruel jokes
Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So…I was fortunate enough to experience a full 24 hours of relative health. My voice still sounds a little wonky, but oh well. I wish it was a cool sexy smokers voice, but, well, anyway…
Back to the point. I’m sick again. My stomach hurts so bad I want to curl into a ball and die. [...]
On being ill…
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I got a nasty case of stomach flu during the US Open when I was living in Sarajevo. Besides that, the only reasons I’ve thrown up since grade school have been directly related to my own bad decisions.
Now as you deal with that TMI of the day, please feel sorry for me. I am in [...]
Go Balkans! (act II)
Posted in Chuckles on February 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This one goes out to Croatia. Seriously, how can you not love the former-Yugoslavia. They completely kill me.
